Archive - AffirmationChickens

At The Top Of The Pecking Order

You are tenacious. You never stop until you get Exactly what you want. — Heebeejeebees, who never lets anything stand in the way of her getting picked…

Apr 12

March 2024

Sunshine and Muscadines

And all the sweetest things in life

Mar 29

All's Fine With This Bovine

You are thoughtful in your choices and actions. Live boldly the life that suits you. If your choices leave others with their mouths agape, that’s on…

Mar 15

Won't Steer You Wrong

You are resilient. You stand tall and stoic in the face of challenges—like wishing you could get to the fresh grass on the other side of this fence. …

Mar 1

February 2024

Spring is in the air

(and so are the sheep!)

Feb 9

January 2024

All fluff, still tough. Cloudy skies? Snow up to your thighs? You can’t be kept down by bad weather. — Chickie Minaj, who is always first out of the…

Jan 26

Just A Couple Flock Stars

You are loved by your friends. If you’ve got a rogue wood shaving stuck to your backside, we’ll always help you out. That’s what friends are for, and we…

Jan 12

Not In The Resolution Mooooo-d

Be the weird friend. Refuse to be less you, even if you are kind of a lot. A lot is great. You’re great. Exactly as you are. No resolutions required. …

Jan 5

December 2023

A Dog In The Manger

Don’t fall for that naughty list line. We contain multitudes. You bring so much nice into this world—even if you have naughty moments. And you deserve…

Dec 22, 2023

Milking It For All It's Worth

Plus! Exciting Announcement!

Dec 8, 2023

November 2023

(I think you know how this joke ends)

Nov 24, 2023

Feel Better In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail

This one easy trick (pet a sheep!) works every time!

Nov 17, 2023

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts